The shittiest day of my life, Tuesday September 19 2006

Chris wakes up @ 6:40 Oh fuck im late for my class again. (Chris' class starts at 7:00am) Ok After eating my uberly cold breakfast. I listened to my mom's daily morning routine called "Kung ayaw mo ng magaral anak sabihin mo lang madali akong kausap" Yeah I love that.

On my way to school something suddenly entered my extremely little pea brain and it reminded me that i left my Id at home.. Remember? NO ID NO ENTRY. Holy Crap. So i decided to go home, get my id and listen to some good ol' " Ikaw talaga.. ang bata bata mo pa napakamakalimutan mo na.. wala ka na ba talagang interes magaral?".

Fast forward 6 hours later at my english class... I Suddenly felt something on my stomach... Then on my left ear.. I can hear the toilet bowl is calling me... "Chris... Chris... Im your relief.. You Need Me"

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! so i quickly asked permission to my teacher to go out.. run as fast as i can.. (Because the goddamn elevator is again out of service) off to the seventh floor i go. (the varsity's restroom is located at the seventh floor.. It is more complete... cleaner and more comfortable :P) .

Finally.. Success!! FLUSH!! Bye bye friends.. meet your relatives at the poop heaven. Whew... Talking about one shitty day... But My shitty doesnt end there. on my way downstairs i crossed path with my uberly hot headed building administrator.. and she was like "What the hell are you doing here?.. I told you that smoking is not allowed in this school" and i was like "what the fuck? Smoking? Good lord I havent even touched a lightened cigarette." So i told her calmly that my rectal nerve texted me and he said that my good ol' stomach friends needs to go home now. But she didnt believe me.. She insisted that i was smoking up there and that she caught me. Ok to the guidance office... FUCK

At the guidance office

GC: Ano ginagawa mo dun sa itaas
Me: Uhm.. alam nyo na po.. yung ganun ganun
GC:Anong ganun ganun? Sige ok lang basta sabihin mo lang
Me: Kinailangan ko lang pong maglabas ng sobrang kinain
GC: eh bakit kailangan sa 7th floor pa
Me: Eh dun po ako komportable at mas malinis po dun
GC: Ah.. sige bumalik ka muna sa classroom mo.. di pa tayo tapos


FAST FORWARD 11 hours later.. Chris is right in front of his computer typing this shitty little story that happened to me on September 19 2006. Chris is going to sleep now

Currently listening to: Headstrong by trapt