When You say speak Your mind, I'll do it. Part 8

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Seven freaking reasons why Friendster should be abolished

Ok, before you guys would start dissing my statement up there, hear me out. Yes I won't deny it, I am still using my friendster account right now but don't get me wrong, I'm using it to start a conspiracy about the most beloved community site in the whole fucking Philippines. LOL, here are my reasons

1) Friendster is Evil - Yeah, you might not notice it, but Friendster is slowly taking over the young minds of its users. It has this some sort of machine which manipulates your mind into believing that this is a simple community site to make friends, to upload pictures and to answer surveys. But no, you're wrong man, you're totally fucking wrong. IT IS EVIL I TELL YOU!! EVUUUUUL! I know almost 99.9 percent of my readers wouldn't agree with me (and that's about uh... 5 readers?) but hey you might want to check yourself first because who knows? You might be infected with the Friendster-Kickass-Manipulating machine. LOL

2) Friendster makes smart people dumb, dumb people dumber, dumber people uber dumb people and uber dumb people hopeless - Of course, you won't agree with me on this one but based on my experience with other users of friendster, they've became thirty percent dumber than what they used to be when they're being called stupid by a seven year old student. Oh well, to those friendster fanatics who would stumble upon this article, post this message on your foreheads before midnight or your dick will get smaller by the minute. No joke, my friend Manoy happened to read this earlier and ignored it, now no one calls him Manoy, everyone calls him.... Utoy. :P

3) Friendster can make your digicam so fucking filled up with pictures of your sister's face over and over and fucking over again - Yeah, Imagine that. Once you open your digicam, all you'll ever see is pictures of your sister, with shades, without shades, Peace sign out, Peace sign in, Tongue out, tongue in and then when you'll look for those all important pictures, you'll never see it because yes, she already deleted it. Fucking no.

4) Friendster is the only non-living proof that people can't actually tell the difference between a keyboard and a keypad.

5) Emo-kids are invading friendster! Oh wait, I forgot, EMO KIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

6) Friendster is the only place where fags can ask you if they can do you and you can't even respond violently. Believe me, you don't want to see the message errrrrr messages

And last but not the least......

7) Friendster is a constant reminder of a dream that never had a chance of being realized.

Awwwwwwww, now fuck off. Everything's true except for number 7. LOL

Note: To all friendster admins and friendster fanatics, this article is not intended to tear your community site apart. This is just a lame attempt to eat time cheers.

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